Sunday, April 17, 2005

Amazing Medical Breakthrough!!!!

Chocolate cures cancer!!!! And since cancer is now the #1 killer in America, we should all undergo some preventive treatment...

So, I have a prof quote for today:
"Most scientists will tell you there are no central, 'absolute' laws governing biology like that of chemistry or physics. But, I have found one: All bleeding stops eventually."

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I totally agree with the scientist, although the fact is, we all knew that! Didn't we?

9:18 AM  
Blogger Joshua Conner said...

Well, EVERYTHING stops eventually.

11:31 AM  

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