Floyd Landis Cleared

The lab which performed his tests took back the abnormal  finding after realizing the error was a simple mathematical mistake. 

"It turns out our lab technician forgot to carry a decimal place. His actual testosterone/epitestosterone ratio is 1.1, not 11. Sorry Floyd!"

In other news, cycling is safer without a helmet. 

An (almost) actual e-mail

Dear Sirius Satellite Radio,
I think I understand why your promised online radio has been down all week. Even though I can't listen to your radio stations at work, I imagine you are making important updates that will enhance my listening experience.

Fortunately, I can listen to the free XM radio provided online through the new AIM client.
Sincerely,
A loyal(?) customer