Thats right! You should keep your bicycle chain well lubed at all times. But, the goal of this post is too look at other uses of chain lube...
For instance:
1) Its the middle of the night.
2) Your baby is constantly woken by a squeaky door.
3) You're out of WD-40.
Just then, you realize that the only kind of lubricant you have in your house IS...you guessed it....White Lightning Self-Cleaning Wax Lubricant - the king of all chain lubes.
Apply a little to the door and wha-la! Problem sovled!!!