Well....

Sitting in the left hand turn lane preparing to turn into my apartment complex, I watch the lady in the mini-van coming toward me yet attempting to turn into Target mouth the words "What is this bicycle doing in the middle of the road?"

To which, I respond:
A) I have just as much a right to be in the middle of the road as you do.
B) Turning left, duh!
C) What is that mini-van doing in the middle of the road?